“Black Panther opens with a neatly animated intro that tells the history of Wakanda, Vibranium and the five tribes. It’s a good primer for the world of the film, but only later do you realize what was actually being done with that sequence. The intro is narrated by N’Jobu, and later we learn from his son, Erik, that his father used to tell him stories about Wakanda. One of Killmonger’s best lines in the film is “Can you believe that? A kid from Oakland walking around and believing in fairytales,” referencing the stories his father told him about the mystical African country growing up, but at the time we don’t realize that we are literally hearing N’Jobu telling his son one of those fairy tales. At first it seems like a tale being told to T’Challa, but it’s really Erik, instead. I really loved this realization, and it’s something that’s easy to miss your first time through.”
Tony Stark/Iron Man: i hate my body, i hate my body, i hate my body
Steve Rogers/Captain America: road work ahead? uh yeah, i sure hope it does!
T’Challa/Black Panther: when will you learn? that your ACTIONS have CONSEQUENCES
Vision: mhm! that is NOT correct! because according to the dictionary of hshshjasj
Perter Parker/Spider-Man: is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: and two shots of vodka *proceeds to pour an entire pint*
Bruce Banner/The Hulk: “release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind” AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch: DON’T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD A N D ANIME ON MY SIDE
Thor Odinson: hey guys today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less
Bucky Barnes/ The Winter Soldier: “i have no soul! have a nice day” i don’t have one either
Sam Wilson/Falcon: ooo he snitching! everybody he’s snitching! hey get back
Clint Barton/ Hawkeye: do you got a ceiling titty too a ceiliing titty too
Loki: bitch gon step on my toe with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING
my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time
